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10 Things Customers Should Never Do to Me at Sears

1. Touch me. If you need my attention, say "Ma'am" or "Excuse me." If you touch me, I'm not liable for hitting you.
   
2. Say "I'm ready to check-out." I am NOT a cashier. If I were, I would be behind a register. I cannot check you out. If you came to the store, you should expect to wait in line.
3. Ask my opinion on clothes. I'm always going to say it looks good so that you'll buy it and make the store more money. Every single time.
   
4. Get close to me. If you need to ask me where something is, say it loudly and from at least a foot away. I don't want to smell your cigarette smoke or body odor.
5. Unfold something and just thrown it back on the table. WHEN YOU UNFOLD SOMETHING, FOLD IT BACK! DIDN'T YOUR MAMA TEACH YOU ANY BETTER?
   
6. Ask me about JCPenny. Or Belk. Or Macy's. I don't know and I don't care.
7. Complain. Again, I don't care.
   
8. Cuss me out. It won't get you anywhere except kicked out of the store.
   
9. Ask to speak to a manager. Chances are, they're going to agree with me. Don't even bother. Because at Sears, the customer is NOT always right.
   
10. Steal things in front of my face. I will call Loss Prevention, they will catch you, and you will be prosecuted.
    

10 Things Sears Does NOT Carry

I know that Sears has the reputation of having everything. Well, yes and no. The website has TONS of stuff....but the store....not so much. Especially not since we have small store. Here are some things people have asked me about that we do not carry in-store:

1. Toilets
2. Beard trimmers
3. Hair dye
4. Girl's belts
5. Reebok jeans (I think she was confused.)
6. The Kardashian Collection
7. Lands End
8. Maternity clothes
9. Petite clothes
10. Halloween costumes (especially in December....)